From the recording Santa Is The DD Today
Ho Ho Hurl!! Bossy D is entering the world of Holiday Music and Santa has been drinking all day!
Lyrics by Chris Fox
Music by Chris Fox, Jamie Jocks, and Danny Paul
Engineered, Mixed, Mastered, and Produced by Chris Fox
Lyrics
Santa’s got some shit to do
But why do it today?
Reindeer have all been fed
So he’s gonna feed himself a beer
Asleep on the sleigh all the way
He threw up down your chimney
Christmas morning pantsless on your lawn
Sleigh drink today
The elves have finished all of their work
Santa’s loaded in the sleigh
Mistletoe over the bottle
He’ll deck the halls with eggnog shots
Asleep on the sleigh all the way
He threw up down your chimney
Christmas morning pantsless on your lawn
Sleigh drink today
Santa’s day drinking today
Rudolph’s DD of the sleigh
Santa’s day drinking today
Blitzed with Blitzen all day
Asleep on the sleigh all the way
He threw up down your chimney
You’ll wake up Christmas morning
Find him pantsless sleeping on your lawn