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Welcome to our driving school
It’s time to drive this home to you
Your driving’s bad but we’ll teach you
Everything you need to know

Distracted is the way you drive
Pass our class or we’ll pass you
On the interstates of America

The left lane is for passing only
Not for driving fifteen under
Oops forgot to use your signal
I bet you’re on your phone

You didn’t look during that merge
Kids in the car and no concern
On the interstates of America

Two lanes two trucks ten miles you fail
Brights on no signal too close you fail

Two lanes two trucks ten miles you fail
Brights on no signal too close you fail

Put down your phone look straight ahead
It’s your fault that we’re going to be late

It’s time for your final exam
Oh you’re driving with no hands
Here’s what to do grab ten and two
And drive into a lake

Sorry there’s no hope for you
I hate to break the news to you

Here’s your warning
Please stop driving
You fail